Friday, April 3, 2009

BB: A lot weirds me out . . .

Originally Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2008


A lot weirds me out . . .

Overly obese people making out in public, gay people, bondage porn, the Amish, fat chicks wearing little to no clothing, fetishes of the feet or you know just fetishes in general, all those creatures in the movie The Hills Have Eyes, old ladies that try to act young, the Olson twins, any picture of Brittney Spears showing off her vag. You know that picture of Amy Winehouse running down the street with BBQ sauce packets? That shit weirds me the fuck out! I mean what the hell is wrong with this girl. The bitch just stole some BBQ sauce from Burger King and she's running down the street trying to find a nice secluded place (possibly a dark alley, I dunno...) so that she could ravage the tasty sauce out of them little plastic containers for a few satisfying seconds. Etiquette is out the window. This bitch wants/needs her sauce! Frustrated that the not-so-fun-to-open packets aren't cooperating with her. . . she's losing her cool, about to go postal before she gets a corner that is willing to let her reach the ultimate high that is her air castle. . . BBQ-Topia. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whoa, got a little carried away there. Leave it alone, I got lost in the moment. Moooving on. . . . I'm also weirded out by a stripper looking directly in my eyes while dancing for me as if we're having a staring competition (bitch knows I'll win), midgets, dildos and even flesh lights, etc. Did I mention redneck hillbilly mother fuckers(literally) that look like they only come down off the mountain once, maybe twice, a year? Yeah, they're pretty fuckin' weird too.

Anyway, all of the aforementioned (big word, sound her out) have a draw to someone or something, I'm sure, but really don't belong in this world and just literally weirds me the fuck out.

And the pics. . .

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